if I was an x-man

Rocky turned to me out of the blue a few months ago and told me if he could change one thing about me it would that I would have retractable tweezers that came out of my thumb--wolverine style. He went on to tell me how useful this would be in all sorts of random, not realistic situations.

I immediately dismissed it after saying something about how he was welcome to tape some tweezers to his own thumb and leave me out of it.

Then just today I decided I would be willing to get rid of my left arm if I could replace it with this:

My electronic mosquito zapper. 

Then E and I wouldn't look like small pox survivors.